I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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