how do flat chested girls get laid?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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