I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She told me I should be a condom model.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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