i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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