do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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