Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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