I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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