I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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