how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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