My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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