You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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