I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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