i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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