I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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