NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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