We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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