I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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