And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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