the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize