can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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