She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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