he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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