do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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