Non-Jews are for practice
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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