Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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