it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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