Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
A bitchslap is in order.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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