I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
someone get that fucking seahorse.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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