hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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