Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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