I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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