If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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