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you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
NoShamevember. You game?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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