yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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