Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This is the high leading the old right now
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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