He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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