They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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