Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
try to milk me bitch
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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