Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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