listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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