you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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