physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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