Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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