All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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