We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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