So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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