So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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