Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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