: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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