i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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