google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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