Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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