i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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