we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize